First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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