does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year