Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
I bet he comes in French.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.