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in pain and im wearing pink underwear
i dont own pink underwear
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great