I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Randomize
