One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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