The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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