He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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