I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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