I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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