Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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