careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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