The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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