Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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