ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
