I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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