Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My vagina is very pro this idea
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