Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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