Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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