so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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