We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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