You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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