google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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