Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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