Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
so let's talk penis.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
