whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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