I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Randomize
