Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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