How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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