In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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