Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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