Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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