the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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