i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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