Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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