i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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