that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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