You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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