so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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