I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Randomize
