She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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