How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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