I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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