Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
