Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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