Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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