Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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