Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You need a sexual gate keeper
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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