naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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