the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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