you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Randomize
