I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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