Cold hands, warm shart.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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