He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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