Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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