:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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