can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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