I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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